Thursday, July 01, 2010

Things I would rather not see.... in Mom jeans in Mom jeans riding little red scooters (the motorcycle type) in Mom jeans cut-off shorts
...canary yellow motorcycles being ridden by old men in canary yellow motorcycle suits co-workers underarm stubble
...your lacy white bra under your too-tight white shirt
...your fat ass squeezed into short shorts
...anybody's muffin top
...cigarette butts anytime, anywhere but most especially on the sidewalk in front of my house

1 comment:

Hannah said...

Jean shorts = Jorts.