While it's nice to have a well-trained dog that informs you when he needs to go out and do his business, it's completely annoying when he decides to do that in the middle of the night. I love that little face, but not at 3:30 am.
Food that is good for you should taste good. Food that is bad for you should taste bad. Something is just wrong with the world.
There is no such word as "alot". That one irks me like no other misuse of the English language. Well, maybe my old boss's use of "supposably" irked me more.
Air machines should be free everywhere. Every gas station should have one and it should be in working order.
Not such a bad list. I'm in a good mood today.